New Moan: A Twilight Parody
By Christina Hugh
"I don't know," Bella said. "I mean, we're so different."
"You've dated vampires and werewolves," the 3000-year-old Egyptian mummy replied. "What's wrong with me?"
"Well, aren't our religions different?"
The mummy stood wrapped in thought. Then he stretched out his arms and put his hands on her shoulders. "I worship the Sun God, Ra."
"Really?" Bella brightened. "I worship the Son of God too. Rah! Cool, we're both Mormons!" Bella bit her lip. "But I thought you were Muslim."
The mummy moaned. "No, Bella," he said. "I'm not Muslim. I'm wrapped in muslin."
Bella chuckled. They went to a movie. Pin It Now!