"Doesn't everyone know crop circles are fake?"
"Nah," his friend replied, throwing him the end of a long rope. He pulled it taunt, then went in a slow circle, tamping down the wheat in the farmer's pristine field. "People know that some of them are fake, but they believe other ones are really made by aliens."
"This is gonna be so funny." Unearthly giggles echoed through the dark night.
Consulting plans laid out the night before, and carefully guided with a compass, the two made a huge, intricate design.
Then Xkjj82 and Cluuth.001 slithered into their spaceship and went home.
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